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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:17 pm

I'm guilty of it myself, and I know it plagues an awful lot of people - body insecurities.

Everyone's probably looked in the mirror and seen something they don't like. What are your body insecurities? Have you got over them ? If so, how?

Or do you just have something weird you can do with your body that nobody else can?

Lets start with myself:

I have very weird toes. They don't bother me in the slightest, but iI look at them and wonder how something that strange came to be. My pony stood on two of them and broke them, and now they point sideways and look like they came from another foot entirely. My little toes dont even look human - theyre just little blobs attached to the ends of my feet. Does anyone else share my toe woes? Are your feet weird too?

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Post  Fly Hue on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:05 am

I think toes/feet are cute. Not in a partial way though >_> I had a friend think I was a total freak for telling her that she had cute feet. Like, if she had anything else that was unusually cute I would have had made the same observation, but no, I give a complement and suddenly I have a fetish. 9.9

I'm a B cup but I still feel like my breasts are too big for the rest of my body. I like the look of petite breasts too, which doesn't help. But like, I feel if they were smaller then they would look less like awkward elliptical lumps. Oh, and my arms, they're the least fit parts of my body so they go between flabby at places to knobby and thin. But it's okay since I'm being more active at this point in my life so they're getting more physical attention and they're looking better than I can ever remember. :)

Also no weird talents for me. I am weenis(sp?), double joint, liquid organ free.
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Post  greven on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:04 pm

I gotta go with the classic guy insecurity: Tiny dick.
Oh and I feel fat, though I know I am not.
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Post  Fly Hue on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:48 am

I always imagined that if I were born a man that I would have this inside joke with myself about my wiener, and that I would always talk about how small it is, regardless of reality, just to be obnoxious :]. Like, no really It's a Toothpick!!
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Post  greven on Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:35 pm

Here is a fun thing I found out just the other day: my older brother used to think he had a small dick back in the day and had some real psychological issues with that.
Why is that funny? Because it is WAY bigger than mine XD
When he told me that I literally laughed my ass off =P
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Post  Elmoslayer on Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:52 pm

OH NO! You have no ass anymore!

Yeah, I like small boobs too, mine are pretty small and I like them a lot, except one is bigger than the other and it irritates me. Grow lefty grow!
I used to be really fit because I used to cycle 4 miles to school and 4 miles back, but now I have to take the bus and am a lot less buff! However, I took a nice bike ride today so I feel a lot better.

Another thing I don't like is my legs. I have a skin condition and it means my legs are red and bumpy all the time. I hate to do anything that means people will see them.

And something I DO like: I have really soft, fine hair and really soft skin. (apart from the aforementioned legs) It's wintery in England and I haven't shaved my armpits in 3 weeks, and its like kittens fur. Too much information?

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Post  Fly Hue on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:16 pm

Hahaha! I totally would let myself grow out during the winter time in High School! I remember this one year, I picked up the razor again for the first time as we started to wander into spring time, and later that day my sister and I were brushing our teeth before bed and I look over into the tub and giggle, saying, "It looks like I gave the cat a bath!" And my sister turns wide eyed to me and says, "I thought you DID bathe the cat!!! Ew!"

Oh and speaking of asses and parts we do love, mine is FANTASTIC. I kid you not it's like something off some famous statue or oil panting. It is GODLY. Plus it has this adorable pair of unraised moles, it looks like someone accidentally dribbled some chocolate syrup. 9v9

I think I had a friend with that condition. Doesn't it start with an H or something?? I remember in middle school I didn't know and I told her it isn't good for her skin to be shaving her arms, and she was all like, oh no, it's just a skin condition. Whoops.
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Post  Elmoslayer on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:44 pm

It's called keritosis pilaris, and it is a pain in my less-than-godly ass!

I have some nice unraised moles myself though, on my neck and boobs and tummy. Someone went nuts with teh chocolate sauce!

My thighs and as are not so hot. I put on loads of weight really fast when I was 12 and I got tons of stretchmarks all over them. They've gone white now but I looked like frankenstein for a while! I honestly hate them, they completely trash my self esteem. Which was pretty small to begin with.

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Post  Elmoslayer on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:47 pm

So whats your secret to having such an adonis of a behind?

Can we join Fly Hues godly ass classes?

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Post  Fly Hue on Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:46 pm

o9v9o I am afraid I was just born that way. <3
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Post  greven on Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:50 pm

Lucky bastard! Very Happy
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Post  alain1609 on Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:06 pm

i'm sorry for my dissapearence!!!
why are you talking about bodies???
fly has a great behind??? @_@
graven has a small penes??? @_@
elmo hates her toes??? @_@
what's going on here????
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Post  greven on Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:45 pm

No one knows alain, no one knows
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Post  alain1609 on Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:59 pm

why is there that the good/interesting things happen when i'm gone???
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Post  greven on Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:08 pm

Because the world is a cruel place =P
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Post  alain1609 on Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:13 pm

you were the one that left first
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Post  greven on Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:27 am

Yeah but I got here first as well Very Happy
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:55 am

You're missing the party, Alain!

Another thing thats annoying me at the moment - my spots.

I've always had pretty good skin but this year its just been getting worse and worse. Every product I've used seems to dry out my skin too much or to not work at all, parts of my face are very dry and other parts are oily, and I've noticed my pores are a lot larger than before.

Ive tried everything I know of but to no avail! Does anyone here know of any good tips or remedies for very sensitive skin?

Yours faithfully,

Spotty McGee.

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Post  Fly Hue on Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:45 am

alain1609 wrote:
fly has a great behind??? @_@

Why do you say that like it's shocking? ;---------------;
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Post  alain1609 on Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:51 am

i was just shoked of what you were saying!!!!
too many things and so few posts
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Post  Elmoslayer on Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:02 am

Of course it's shocking! We all know lesbians have to be man-hating fat dykes with mullets and dungarees!

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Post  greven on Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:06 pm

Elmoslayer wrote:Of course it's shocking! We all know lesbians have to be man-hating fat dykes with mullets and dungarees!

That goes in stark contrast to the fact that the only lesbian I am in regular contact with IRL is smoking hot.
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Post  Fly Hue on Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:31 pm

>_>;; What are Dungarees?
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Post  greven on Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 pm

Either a Hindu Godess, Jeans, an onion or an Australian Cowboy... My money is on the Jeans for this one =P
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Post  Fly Hue on Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:15 pm

Oh... no... I do not care for jeans myself. I own a few pairs, but I'd say less than average. I consider myself a well dressed girl. .n.
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