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Post  Elmoslayer on Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:41 pm

Tell your funniest joke!

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Re: You're so funny! LMAO!

Post  Elmoslayer on Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:07 pm

whats pink and fluffy?

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:35 am

a scarf???
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:34 am

No, pink fluff! (there is a point to this joke, I swear. I couldnt think of a really funny one, so I opted for a stupid one instead)

Whats blue and fluffy?

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Re: You're so funny! LMAO!

Post  Skyangel on Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:42 am

What's pink and smelly and hangs out of mens trousers?


************************************************************************************ (Their feet)

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:21 am

mmmm... a dog with dyied hair elmo???
ski. that's funny!!! hhehhe XD
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:21 pm

no, cold pink fluff!

I disapprove of your joke skyangel! Razz

what's grey and fluffy?

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:24 pm

a cold grey fluff???
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:36 pm

dead pink fluff!

whats pink and fluffy and goes up and down?

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:45 pm

i don't know...
a pink cat?
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:50 pm

pink fluff in a lift!

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:52 pm

QUESTION: what's a pink fluff???
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:56 pm



pink fluff!

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Post  greven on Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:13 pm

Sky you are being narrowminded and racist. I dont have smelly feet!

here is a joke I wrote myself actually. Pretty gruesome and not very funny but here it is.


”Okay so found this really hot chick last night.”

“Where did you find her?”

“Over at saint peters, she had just been buried the day before, still minty fresh you know. So anyway I dig her up and wow is this girl a beauty, I tell you, hard cold tits closed eyes and fading brown hair, I mean a real corpse bride here. So anyway I dig her up and I… you know, I get it on, right?! Right! So I am banging this chick and as I am almost at the climax I decide that I want to kiss those beautiful pale lips you know. So I fucking do, I mean who is she to complain right? She’s dead! So I kiss this girl and what do you know: The bitch springs to life! Yeah what do you give me? So she starts japing her mouth about me being her destined prince and how I broke some witch curse or some stuff like that, really freaky stuff I tell you.”

“So what did you do?”

“What did I do? What could I do? I wacked her with the shovel and finished what I started.”
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Post  Elmoslayer on Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:57 pm

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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Post  greven on Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:20 pm

I honestly didnt get the panda joke... am I a retard =P
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Post  greven on Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:27 pm

Also I wrote this a while ago =P

I am a premature ejaculation waiting to hap- oh there it goes.
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Post  Elmoslayer on Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:38 am

Yes, yes you are.

To both the retard comment and the premature ejaculation comment.

Very Happy

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Post  greven on Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:32 pm

hahaha you really are a smartass XD
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Post  Elmoslayer on Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:47 pm

Why thankyou!

The pleasure's all mine.



There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on a plane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Eventually the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00.

The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde accepted as she was fed up with his pestering.

The lawyer asked the first question: “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked her first question: ”What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

The lawyer was puzzled. He spent several hours looking up everything he could on his laptop and placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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Post  greven on Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:26 pm

hahahaha that was hillarious Elmo Very Happy

A Blond got fed up by all the stigma around blond's and decided to dye her hair red and go out to prove that Blonds werent stupid.
Driving out into the countryside the red haired blond met a farmer with his dog and a herd of sheep.
"If I can guess what kind of animal that is can I get one of them?" the red headed blond asked.
"Sure." Said the farmer.
"They are sheep." The blond said took one and headed back to her car. A few seconds later the farmer came running after her yelling: "If I can guess your real hair color will you give me my dog back?"
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Post  Elmoslayer on Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:38 pm

I sure hope nobody around here is blonde!

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