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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  Lunaris on Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:27 am

"i wish my boss would give me less work and more money!!!!"

Your bosses gives you a raise of only one thin dime an hour. However, as the company goes through some changes, you find you're cut back to only an hour a week.

I wish I had powers like Neo in The Matrix.
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  alain1609 on Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:32 pm

I wish I had powers like Neo in The Matrix

YOU HAVE HIS POWERS BUT YOU STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THEM, GET CAPTURE BY THE ENEMY AND THEY CUT YOU FOR RESEARCH UNTIL THERE'S NO LIFE IN YOUR BODY SO YOU SUFFER A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i was 5 years older and have enough money to buy a beatiful house in a residencial area, and very safe, so it can't be burned , robbed or have any kind of accident there or outside the house. Twisted Evil tongue
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  greven on Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:58 pm

You have enough money to buy the house but no one is selling due to the recesion. later all your money are stolen (that can happen as it didnt happen at the house Wink )

I wish I had a sexy voice like L from the Death note dub.
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  alain1609 on Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:03 pm

I wish I had a sexy voice like L from the Death note dub.

you have it and thanks to that you're chased day and night by girls and boys, lots of them. you're really happy but then you realize the more you talk the more they are interested in you so you decide to stop talking.
and never use you're sexxxy voice eeever again.

i wish i could stop time at will so i can do more stuff and sleep more hours
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  greven on Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:02 am

You dont know how to start it again.

I wish Vista wasnt complete crap
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Post  Lunaris on Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:08 am

You suddenly realize you're using my computer, on which Vista rocks like nothing else...then you accidentally shut down after five minutes and realize you don't know my start-up password.

I wish I had a new doorknob to go on my door...that wouldn't break off like my old one did yesterday. Suspect
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Post  alain1609 on Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:38 pm

you get one but when you're trying to install it, your door falls down!!!!!
now, you have to buy a new door.

i wish someone invited me to a party!!!!!!!
to dance *and drink*
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  Elmoslayer on Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:14 pm

its a party at your local OAP bingo club, and you end up dancing with a grumpy old lady and drinking over-sweet tea with stale biscuits.

i wish there was another hour in the day!

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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  greven on Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:15 pm

There is and it consists of nothing but fire and brimstone falling from the heaven

I wish my parents would go on vacation already, I want the house to myself Very Happy
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Post  alain1609 on Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:07 pm

they do, but they leave your old granny to babysit you and you end up cleaning her green feet nails.

i wish that my brother wouldn't be so bothersome.
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Post  Elmoslayer on Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:07 pm

He reverts to being absulutely perfect in every way, so your family all love him and despise you for looking so bad compared to him.

I wish Madonna had never existed so I would not have to listen to Lee go on about her endlessly.

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Post  Lunaris on Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:09 pm

She doesn't, and now we no longer have Weird Al's Surgeon song to laugh at in comparison, thank you very much.

I wish we had a new dryer since our old one busted.
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Post  greven on Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:51 pm

The new drier is actually an evil Transformers Shocked

I wish my sister would stop the fucking party going on right outside my door right now.
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:43 pm

She knocks down your door and has the party in your room instead.

I wish that I had feet that could fit into normal peoples shoes, so I don't end up looking at drag queen footwear. (pretty as it is)

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:49 pm

you have, there are only one type of choes: clown shoes.
now you don't look like a drag queen instead you look like a drag queen with clow shoes.

i wish i wouln't forget my umbrella everytime i go out.
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  Lunaris on Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:52 pm

alain1609 wrote:i wish i wouln't forget my umbrella everytime i go out.
Your umbrella is stolen, thus relieving you of any umbrella to ever forget.

I wish I had an identical twin sister to blame all my mistakes on.
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  alain1609 on Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:19 pm

you have but she blames you instead Wink
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  oldguy on Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:16 am

Ale didn't speak her wish so she bites her tongue and can't speak for twelve hours





I wish I had a stick of ... something to smoke.
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  alain1609 on Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:51 pm

but you forget to buy a light and...YOU CAN'T.

i wish my mum had made something to eat (it's 5pm i haven't eaten, i'm starving)
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  oldguy on Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:54 am

ale's mum ain't cooking for two hours

wish ale would trade me a lighter for a taquito.
or finds matches on the ground and feels bad about ale being hungry and gives her a
snack any ways. Idea
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  alain1609 on Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:40 am

oldguy wrote:ale's mum ain't cooking for two hours

wish ale would trade me a lighter for a taquito.
or finds matches on the ground and feels bad about ale being hungry and gives her a
snack any ways. Idea

just so you know, ale's mum didn't cook until the next day at 12pm (i'm writing in third person)so ale had to eat a delicious APPLE for lunch, ohhhh and lots and lots of WATER.

this is a corrupted wish game so, i lend you that lighter but the stick made of $%&#$% brakes, now you don't need it.

i wish the weather changes, i'm sneezing all day *sniff* pale
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  greven on Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:12 pm

A snowstorm hits your area


I wish I could game and write at the same time
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  oldguy on Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:33 pm

your wish comes true but you game like a writer and write like a gamer.affraid

I wish I could type without looking at the keyboard. confused


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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  Lunaris on Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:35 pm

You can type without looking at the keyboard, but only in a dead language that no one can understand that inexplicably involves the WingDings font.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  alain1609 on Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:50 pm

the cake isn't a lie but isn't yours either. Evil or Very Mad

i wish i had more money or my brother pays me thye money i lend him
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