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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:37 pm

You become filled with so much awesome that paparazzi follow you round all day and women fall at your feet and you become the most famous person in the world. You cant take it, and end up shaving your head, beating up cars with umbrellas, getting millions of pounds worth of lastic surgery, until all teh awesome inside you bursts free and yuo explode in a big, blood-and-guts flying mess. Yeah.

I wish that I get a job!

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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  greven on Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:41 pm

(So I become Britney? )

You get employed as a crash test dummy, without health insurance


I wish Kristofer was with me right now.
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Post  alain1609 on Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:35 pm

Kristofer is with you right now, but he is looking at other people @$$3$ IN YOUR FACE!!!!

i wish i was at the beach with my mum right now, how dare she, going without us is a cruel thing to do!!!!
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Post  Elmoslayer on Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:56 am

Your mum insists on going round topless to get a even tan, and all the hot girls you're trying to impress fall about laughing.

(You not only turn into Britney, Greven, but also Madonna, Michael jackson, Paris Hilton and Cher. Dn dun dunnnn!!!)
I have nothing aginst most of these people, but together it would be horrific!

I wish I didnt have to clean all the grot out of the bathroom tiles.

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Post  alain1609 on Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:49 pm

oh my gosh elmo, that's just sick!!!! (no offense)

I wish I didnt have to clean all the grot out of the bathroom tiles.

you don't have to clean it, you have to eat it!!! Mad

i wish i ha the grades i need to study in canada for half a year
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Post  greven on Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:34 am

While in Canada the USA decides to nuke it to high hell.

I wish my contacts would stop breaking in my eye
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Post  alain1609 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:07 pm

you take them off and while going to your haose you crash and brake all of your bones but good thing your eyes are fine... Smile

i wish i had money to buy a car
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  Holly on Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:29 pm

Granted, in fact, more than you wished for, you get enough money to buy a 5 pack of cars, you know, the little ones labelled 'hotwheels' you can buy at any toy store.

I wish I had a bar of chocolate for the nomming purposes.
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:51 pm

Your bar of chocolate is nommable, but is also flammable.

I wish I had friends at school! (oh yes, pity me, pity me)

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Post  Holly on Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:57 pm

Wish granted! Unfortunately having not specified which school, they're in a small one room classroom in siberia. Also unfortunately they have no mail system or internet, one day when they get a reliable means of communication though they will be ready!

I wish it would stop raining.
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:27 pm

The sky starts sucking up all water instead, and you shrivel up and die.

I wish I could sing! (well)

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Post  greven on Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:58 pm

Your entire body dies and your head is placed in a jar and kept alive. With nothing to do as a head you learn to sing.

I wish I had a job
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Post  Holly on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:00 pm

Granted!

Unfortunately it's 24/7 labor, without pay, you die after a week.

I wish for new socks.
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  greven on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:24 pm

You are given flesh eating socks that eat your feet

I wish my waterbottle would never run out of water
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Post  Holly on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:26 pm

Granted! It is filled with water, then the lid sealed and unopenable for the rest of time. it will never run out of water!

I wish for new feet, since mine got eated by flesh eating socks.
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Post  greven on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:28 pm

You get demonic feet that eat your legs

I wish I was just a tad more awesome
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Post  Holly on Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:30 pm

Wish granted. Unfortunately you lose a little cool to balance.

I wish for a purple monkey stuffed animal.
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Post  greven on Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:00 pm

The purple stuffed animal is filled with nitro glycerin making it explode if you move it.
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  Elmoslayer on Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:54 pm

I wish Greven had made a wish so I could corrupt it!

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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  greven on Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:59 pm

I made a wish but it was too horrible for human comprehension and the very knowledge of its content drove you to complete insanity and back.

I wish I had soda
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Post  Elmoslayer on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:03 pm

You fail to specify how much soda, and become crushed under the weight of 200 cubic tonnes of soda descending on your house.

I wish trees were pink.

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Post  greven on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:08 pm

Trees are now pink, but that lack of greencorn (that is what they are called in danish and I dont care to check what they are called in english) that usually makes trees green, also allows for photosynthesis and all trees die. and without trees the oxygen level drops causing every human and every animal to suffocate.

I wish I was a better writer
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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  Elmoslayer on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:23 pm

You are viciously plagiarised and die penniless and alone.

I wish I had even the slightest hope of passing chemistry.

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Post  greven on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:28 pm

I wouldnt mind getting plagiarised actually at least I would know I was good enough to get ripped off Very Happy

You have hope, you are incredibly hopeful, but all your hopes gets crushed by an examiner who hates your guts.


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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  Holly on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:17 pm

granted! Unfortunately the only way to accomplish this was to speed up time for you so ridiculously everything feels like it's standing still. Just remember you can't turn the page any faster than once what feels like an hour or friction will cause the page to burst into flames, and don't walk at normal speed or your shoes will catch fire. Basically move -really- -really- slowly for the next 90 years and you might make it to next week!

I wish I could get the song "Over the Rainbow" out of mine brain!
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