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Re: The corrupted wish game

Post  greven on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:48 pm

That sounds like the plot of way too many cartoons and Manga's XD

You now have the voices of the teletubbies ringing endlessly in your mind


I wish I was a gay fish
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Post  Elmoslayer on Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:42 am

Granted, but fish are hermaphrodites and you become so confused about your sexuality you develop major psychological complexes, and eventually strangle yourself with pondweed.

I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero! Laughing

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Post  alain1609 on Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:50 am

granted but you're gonna be an ugly lesbian!!!
no lesbian will want you and you'll only be hit on by nerd guys...

i wish i could be with my frinds more!!!
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Post  Elmoslayer on Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:59 am

In actual fact, it really IS only the nerdy guys who find me attractive. Guess I'm already an ugly lesbian! Woo!

Granted, but they hate you stalking them the whole time and constantly play hurtful practical jokes on you, until you are emotionally crushed and lose your mind, and your only friends are invisible.

I wish I was a pretty lesbian!

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Post  alain1609 on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:01 am

granted... but the lesbians won't notest!!!
you're gonna be seen as straight and no-lesbian would get near you or hit on you...

i wish i was taller 5'1'' is really short
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Post  Elmoslayer on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:06 am

Granted, but you fail to specify how much taller and become 25 feet tall. Your spinal cord ruptures and breaks, your ligaments and tendons tear and your muscles rip like tissue paper. Your skin splits apart and you die a painful and lingering death. Nothing personal, or anything!

I wish my eyes were different colours from each other.

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Post  greven on Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:00 pm

The different eye colors completely screw over your chemical balance and your eyes slowly melt in their eye sockets.

I wish I had a car
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Post  Elmoslayer on Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:51 pm

It's a toy car.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't in love with Elly Jackson. Evil or Very Mad

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Post  greven on Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:02 pm

Your girlfriend is in love with Micheal Jackson, she turned Necrofilia for him.

I wish I had a larger Penis. (There are so many ways this can go wrong XD )
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Post  Elmoslayer on Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:16 am

Look, I have so many ideas for how to corrupt this, I really couldnt choose. Let's just say none of them are very nice.

And to help you get your own back, I wish my right boob was bigger!

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Post  greven on Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:27 am

It turns to the perfect size, but also turns into a rock.

I wish the day was 25 hours long
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Post  Elmoslayer on Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:59 am

It is, but only for you, so you're always an hour late for everything and lose your job, get kicked out of college and disgrace your family.

I wish the douchebag in my Bilogy class grows a mole on his forehead that spells out "cockmunch".

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Post  greven on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:11 pm

(I dont go to colledge =P )

He gets famous and rich because his mole drives him to invent an instant mole removing cream

I wish I could be the greatest gamer ever
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Post  Elmoslayer on Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:54 pm

You spend so long practicing in your room that when you stand up after your 3-day marathon of gaming to go get some food, you have a heart attack from the sudden movement and die. (this actually happened to a guy in America :S)

I wish for long hair and cookies!

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Post  greven on Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:08 pm

(a korean guy died because he forgot to eat while gaming)

Your long hair gets mixed up with the cookies and you eat your hair.

I wish I was as awesome as Nathan Drake
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Post  Elmoslayer on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:19 am

I don't know who he is, so nobody must know who he is, so nobody sees how awesome you are and you live a meaningless life!

I wish I had a green apple.

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Post  greven on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:00 am

There is a giant flesh eating worm in it.

I wish my mom wasnt home
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Post  Elmoslayer on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:50 am

Your mum kicks you out so it is no longer "home"

I wish I had a bucket of KFK roundabout now!



Yeah, thats my ugly curly haired half bald toothless ginger cat. He's called Henry! (he came with that name, okay! He was free, cant work out why.)

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Post  alain1609 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:38 am

it has a moth old and you feel ill!!!

i wish inge was here chatting with me, i feel lonely
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Post  Elmoslayer on Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:30 pm

she is chatting, but in a language you dont know, and at a pitch too high for you to hear.

i wish i had a cup of tea.

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:43 am

you hve but the person who made it put in the too much salt

i wish i wasn't sick
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:44 am

hang on a minute, "too much" salt in the tea?! you mean its okay to put a little bit of salt in tea???? what???


you die from sickness.

I wish I could get a haircut. i'm starting to grow a mullet.

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:48 am

know, it's funny right..

you get your hair cut by a woman with marital problems and she's so upset speaking on the phone while cutting your hair that "by accent" she chops your ear (right ear) and your hair wasn't like you wanted it
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:34 pm

having only one ear might give me that "artiste" look i've been longing for! haha no.

i wish Ale had made a wish for me to corrupt!

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:39 pm

i make a wish but you don't have the immagination to corrupt it!!!!

i wish i was taller but less than you
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