The corrupted wish game

You fail to specify how much soda, and become crushed under the weight of 200 cubic tonnes of soda descending on your house.

I wish trees were pink.

Trees are now pink, but that lack of greencorn (that is what they are called in danish and I dont care to check what they are called in english) that usually makes trees green, also allows for photosynthesis and all trees die. and without trees the oxygen level drops causing every human and every animal to suffocate.

I wish I was a better writer

You are viciously plagiarised and die penniless and alone.

I wish I had even the slightest hope of passing chemistry.

I wouldnt mind getting plagiarised actually at least I would know I was good enough to get ripped off

You have hope, you are incredibly hopeful, but all your hopes gets crushed by an examiner who hates your guts.


I wish I was a faster reader

granted! Unfortunately the only way to accomplish this was to speed up time for you so ridiculously everything feels like it's standing still. Just remember you can't turn the page any faster than once what feels like an hour or friction will cause the page to burst into flames, and don't walk at normal speed or your shoes will catch fire. Basically move -really- -really- slowly for the next 90 years and you might make it to next week!

I wish I could get the song "Over the Rainbow" out of mine brain!

That sounds like the plot of way too many cartoons and Manga's XD

You now have the voices of the teletubbies ringing endlessly in your mind


I wish I was a gay fish

Granted, but fish are hermaphrodites and you become so confused about your sexuality you develop major psychological complexes, and eventually strangle yourself with pondweed.

I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!

granted but you're gonna be an ugly lesbian!!!
no lesbian will want you and you'll only be hit on by nerd guys...

i wish i could be with my frinds more!!!

In actual fact, it really IS only the nerdy guys who find me attractive. Guess I'm already an ugly lesbian! Woo!

Granted, but they hate you stalking them the whole time and constantly play hurtful practical jokes on you, until you are emotionally crushed and lose your mind, and your only friends are invisible.

I wish I was a pretty lesbian!

granted... but the lesbians won't notest!!!
you're gonna be seen as straight and no-lesbian would get near you or hit on you...

i wish i was taller 5'1'' is really short

Granted, but you fail to specify how much taller and become 25 feet tall. Your spinal cord ruptures and breaks, your ligaments and tendons tear and your muscles rip like tissue paper. Your skin splits apart and you die a painful and lingering death. Nothing personal, or anything!

I wish my eyes were different colours from each other.

The different eye colors completely screw over your chemical balance and your eyes slowly melt in their eye sockets.

I wish I had a car

It's a toy car.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't in love with Elly Jackson.

Your girlfriend is in love with Micheal Jackson, she turned Necrofilia for him.

I wish I had a larger Penis. (There are so many ways this can go wrong XD )

Look, I have so many ideas for how to corrupt this, I really couldnt choose. Let's just say none of them are very nice.

And to help you get your own back, I wish my right boob was bigger!