The corrupted wish game

It turns to the perfect size, but also turns into a rock.

I wish the day was 25 hours long

It is, but only for you, so you're always an hour late for everything and lose your job, get kicked out of college and disgrace your family.

I wish the douchebag in my Bilogy class grows a mole on his forehead that spells out "cockmunch".

(I dont go to colledge =P )

He gets famous and rich because his mole drives him to invent an instant mole removing cream

I wish I could be the greatest gamer ever

You spend so long practicing in your room that when you stand up after your 3-day marathon of gaming to go get some food, you have a heart attack from the sudden movement and die. (this actually happened to a guy in America :S)

I wish for long hair and cookies!

(a korean guy died because he forgot to eat while gaming)

Your long hair gets mixed up with the cookies and you eat your hair.

I wish I was as awesome as Nathan Drake

I don't know who he is, so nobody must know who he is, so nobody sees how awesome you are and you live a meaningless life!

I wish I had a green apple.

There is a giant flesh eating worm in it.

I wish my mom wasnt home

Your mum kicks you out so it is no longer "home"

I wish I had a bucket of KFK roundabout now!



Yeah, thats my ugly curly haired half bald toothless ginger cat. He's called Henry! (he came with that name, okay! He was free, cant work out why.)

it has a moth old and you feel ill!!!

i wish inge was here chatting with me, i feel lonely

she is chatting, but in a language you dont know, and at a pitch too high for you to hear.

i wish i had a cup of tea.

you hve but the person who made it put in the too much salt

i wish i wasn't sick

hang on a minute, "too much" salt in the tea?! you mean its okay to put a little bit of salt in tea???? what???


you die from sickness.

I wish I could get a haircut. i'm starting to grow a mullet.

know, it's funny right..

you get your hair cut by a woman with marital problems and she's so upset speaking on the phone while cutting your hair that "by accent" she chops your ear (right ear) and your hair wasn't like you wanted it

having only one ear might give me that "artiste" look i've been longing for! haha no.

i wish Ale had made a wish for me to corrupt!

i make a wish but you don't have the immagination to corrupt it!!!!

i wish i was taller but less than you