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Post  ReiDavidson on Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:16 pm

The rules are easy. I make a wish and you corrupt it.

Ex.

Wish: I wish for a million dollars.

Corruption: Okay I grant your wish but it's in Monopoly money.


Then whoever corrupts your wish makes another wish. DON'T FORGET TO MAKE A WISH AFTER YOU CORRUPT A WISH.

So I'll start off.


I wish Eliza Dushku was my girlfriend.
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Post  greven on Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:19 pm

ReiDavidson wrote:The rules are easy. I make a wish and you corrupt it.

Ex.

Wish: I wish for a million dollars.

Corruption: Okay I grant your wish but it's in Monopoly money.


Then whoever corrupts your wish makes another wish. DON'T FORGET TO MAKE A WISH AFTER YOU CORRUPT A WISH.

So I'll start off.


I wish Eliza Dushku was my girlfriend.

The first time you get with her she turns out to be a Male zombie! Shocked

I wish I owned every videogame ever created and every console ever created, except for the CDI Razz
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Post  tara on Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:24 pm

greven wrote: First time you get with her she turns out to be a Male zombie! Shocked

I wish I owned every videogame ever created and every console ever created, except for the CDI Razz

You spend all your time playing the millions of video games you have and get lonely and desolate and slovenly and die alone alone alone.

I wish I could see something no one has ever seen before, experience something no one has ever experienced.
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Post  Joneko on Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:28 pm

tara wrote:

You spend all your time playing the millions of video games you have and get lonely and desolate and slovenly and die alone alone alone.

I wish I could see something no one has ever seen before, experience something no one has ever experienced.

But then you go mute and your hands fall off and you can never share it.

I wish I had a functioning vegetable garden in my backyard <3
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Post  greven on Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:14 am

Joneko wrote:
But then you go mute and your hands fall off and you can never share it.

I wish I had a functioning vegetable garden in my backyard <3

But then you come down with a rare sickness that makes vegetables deadly to you

I wish I could take a stroll along the milky way
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Post  Joneko on Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:27 am

greven wrote:
But then you come down with a rare sickness that makes vegetables deadly to you

I wish I could take a stroll along the milky way

Without a space helmet.

I wish this headache would go away!
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Post  ReiDavidson on Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:37 am

Your dead. Headache's gone.

I wish life was fair. D:
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Post  greven on Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:47 am

ReiDavidson wrote:Your dead. Headache's gone.

I wish life was fair. D:

You find yourself living in a perfect equal world, you realize you are in communist rusia.

I wish I had a kitty
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Post  ReiDavidson on Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:38 pm

Here's a ferocious, and hungry, man eating lion.

I wish for more wishes!
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Post  Joneko on Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:57 pm

ReiDavidson wrote:Here's a ferocious, and hungry, man eating lion.

I wish for more wishes!

For each additional wish, you are required to fill out the appropriate forms. If you'd like to send a request for these forms, you should receive them in about 6-8 weeks. These must be filed, in order, in black ink, all 392 pages. Per wish.

Holy crap, your wishes are now handled by the IRS.


I wish I had more pears in the house.
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Post  ReiDavidson on Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:50 pm

Okay but their man-eating pears.

I wish I had the most comfortable bed in the world.
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Post  greven on Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:37 am

ReiDavidson wrote:Okay but their man-eating pears.

I wish I had the most comfortable bed in the world.

It is so comfortable that you go to sleep and never wake up.

I wish I wasnt so tired right now.
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Post  tara on Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:13 am

greven wrote:It is so comfortable that you go to sleep and never wake up.

I wish I wasnt so tired right now.

Then you never fall asleep, ever, and go crazy.

I wish I could make comic books for a living.
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Post  ReiDavidson on Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:07 am

Okay but you have to make them about fat 56 year old women who never go anywhere or do anything.

I wish I could lasso the moon.
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Post  tara on Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:16 am

ReiDavidson wrote:Okay but you have to make them about fat 56 year old women who never go anywhere or do anything.

I wish I could lasso the moon.

I could make that work!

You do, and then it crashes into the earth and billions of people die.

I wish I didn't have ten classes on Saturday.
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Post  greven on Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:38 am

tara wrote:
ReiDavidson wrote:Okay but you have to make them about fat 56 year old women who never go anywhere or do anything.

I wish I could lasso the moon.

I could make that work!

You do, and then it crashes into the earth and billions of people die.

I wish I didn't have ten classes on Saturday.

You dont go to the classes and fail all of them

I wish I could make 10,000 dollars in 5 hours
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Post  Joneko on Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:13 pm

greven wrote:
You dont go to the classes and fail all of them

I wish I could make 10,000 dollars in 5 hours

You do it by doing unspeakable things with large animals on film to be sold internationally. And it's posthumously because those large animals...well...didn't appreciate it.

I wish my farina hadn't just exploded in the microwave >.o
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Post  greven on Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:39 pm

Joneko wrote:
You do it by doing unspeakable things with large animals on film to be sold internationally. And it's posthumously because those large animals...well...didn't appreciate it.

I wish my farina hadn't just exploded in the microwave >.o

I like that you corrupted my wish that way because there is a long running joke in my group of friends that I am secretly in a porn movie called: Greven, 16 pigs, 2 puppies and the queen of Denmark

So I guess I am finally getting my cut of the profit Razz


You eat your nice Farina only to realize it is poisened and you die a horrible horrible death.

I wish there were a Ninja smiley on this site.
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Post  ReiDavidson on Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:53 am

There are can't you see them? Oh... wait. Ninjas. Riiiight.

I wish we had more food in this house that wouldn't poison me or make me change into anything.
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Post  greven on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:06 pm

ReiDavidson wrote:There are can't you see them? Oh... wait. Ninjas. Riiiight.

I wish we had more food in this house that wouldn't poison me or make me change into anything.

All the food is inside an inpenetrable forcefield of doom, and cannot be reaced

I wish I was had a singing voice that could shake the earth
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Post  ReiDavidson on Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:04 pm

Oh no! Now your Clay Aiken.

I wish I had a time machine.
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Post  tara on Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:42 am

ReiDavidson wrote:Oh no! Now your Clay Aiken.

I wish I had a time machine.

Oh no! DINOSAURS.

I wish I could get off my lazy ass and make dinner.
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Post  greven on Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:24 am

tara wrote:
I wish I could get off my lazy ass and make dinner.

You end up burning the house down as you screw up your cooking, order pizza next time.

I wish I could just beat the crap out of the 2 golems in Chono trigger!
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Post  ReiDavidson on Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:26 am

You do but then it turns out their just babies and mama golem comes out and throws down and your dead.

I wish Spring would hurry up and decide if it's here or not.
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Post  greven on Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:20 pm

ReiDavidson wrote:You do but then it turns out their just babies and mama golem comes out and throws down and your dead.

I wish Spring would hurry up and decide if it's here or not.

It decides that it isnt.
Wink

I wish I had a self cleaning room
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