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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:41 pm

You are taller but only in your neck.

I wish I wasn't covered in paint!

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:00 pm

you're not cover in pain... you're cover in oil

i wish i had money
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Post  greven on Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:54 pm

You realize that you cant actually be "less taller" than someone else and by trying to make the wish come true you break the fabric of reality and the universe collapses unto itself.

I wish I liked carrots.
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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:57 pm

you can't live without them and there's not more carrots left...

i wish i had another pair of shoes
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:11 pm

They're horseshoes.

I wish I had a string of pearls.

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Post  alain1609 on Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:25 pm

the string brakes and you loose the pearls

i wish had a laptop
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:28 pm

It has Vista.

I wish I had a tub of icecream.

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Post  greven on Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:41 pm

Someone put you in it after stealing your liver.

I wish I could steal a liver
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:05 pm

You can, but it's from a 300lb wrestling pro and he beats you DOWN.

I wish bananas weren't bananas.

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Post  Lunaris on Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:16 am

Elmoslayer wrote:You can, but it's from a 300lb wrestling pro and he beats you DOWN.

I wish bananas weren't bananas.

Bananas are no longer bananas. However, everything else in existence now is bananas. Since all of reality short of bananas is now bananas, and bananas are no longer bananas, nothing else in reality exists except bananas, which are now reality. You must now live with the fact that bananas are not only not bananas, but are in fact all of reality, of which bananas are only a small part, not significant enough for them to be called bananas despite the fact they were bananas before they became reality.

I wish I understood half of what I just typed.
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Post  Elmoslayer on Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:53 pm

Wow....

You manage to understand it, but it reveals to you the secret of time, the universe, and everything, and the strain this puts your mind under rips a hole in the fabric of space-time. You disrupt the continuum and the universe spirals into nothingness, leaving you trapped in a vast vaccum. Your blood evaporates through your pores and your body expands until you are pulled into your constituent atoms, and you die.
You resurrect in heaven, where you are put on trial for the genocide of the entire universe, and are sentenced to clean out cesspits for the rest of eternity.

I wish my mother could cook.

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Post  Lunaris on Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:38 pm

She can now cook, but unfortunantly this poster's last wish destroyed reality when it was granted, so it no longer matters since nothing exists on this dimensional plane any longer. She does, however, become the most celebrated cook of the afterlife where she competes directly with the cooks in God's kitchen for most delicious meals. All because I had to learn why '42' was the answer without realizing it.

I wish we had reality again.
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Post  Elmoslayer on Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:19 am

We have reality again, but you're not real.

I wish I could get through to my hairdresser!! My hair is like an inch long already!!!

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Post  lunamoonfang on Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:25 pm

Everything in the Bible is based on circumstance and the situation. The bible has most certainly become outdated in certain aspects. However Greven, you cannot deny that the bible has not affected the morals of societies (your morals included). Murder is still not accepted. Tell me which book that predates the bible says murder is ok? I have yet to find one
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